Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, December 3, scientists reported their first findings from the Curiosity rover’s 28-month trek across a desolate crater on Mars, findings that would help solve a mystery that had tantalized humanity for centuries:
Did our closest planetary neighbor ever harbor life?
Due to the late hour, the scientists postponed the answer until the following day.
Thursday, December 4, NASA scientists discovered how a young Mars, then warmer and fecund, turned to dry and cold. US Republicans blamed Mars for emulating Hillary. Bill scoffed at them with a half heart.
Friday, December 5, NASA scientists corrected their previous report stating that Mars was really never a young planet. Most likely it was always a barren 40 year old South Korean bitch, Heather Cho, the born stupid and entitled oldest daughter of Korean Air Chairman and CEO Cho Yang-ho.
On Saturday, US media revolted against NASA scientists for using their methods of broadcasting the news: human interest stories.
On Sunday, December 7, the North Korean president sent Heather an invitation to a picnic at the border: she on the south side, and he on the north side. The menu was written on the invitation: macadamia nuts on a plate.
On Monday, December 8, John P. Grotzinger, the NASA project scientist, called the process of turning dry and cold “the great desiccation event,” or what happened to Hillary when she heard about Bill’s philanderic pass, which was not Monica. It happened decades before Monica, while Hillary was still a by-spectacled dreamer.
On Tuesday, December 9, NASA publicized more news. Former life on Mars can be finally proven. The rover took pictures of a nut, a macadamia nut blowing in the wind, unconstrained by wrapping and fake politeness or pre-menopausal tantrums. A free macadamia nut.
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BY DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeView – Life on Mars Connected to Heather and Hillary
Hillary used to have a heart of gold When she realized it was gold, and she sold it. She used her capital to buy votes, but they were all for Bill – bitterness ensued.
I liked the thread about the nutty Billionaire – I don’t know the details of the story (is she the Chris Christy of the sky?) but I always appreciate a good old fashioned clueless, heartless Billionaire story!
Thanks TPV!