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TheWeekholeView: The Summit of All Freedoms

Each week starts when something worthwhile or worthless falls in the pothole and here is this week’s splash:

On Sunday, January 26, God relaxed and  12 Republican Ninjas descended over Iowa to eat corn on the cob and cornbread and in between chews to test their speaking muscle with their corn-eating base and gauge their presidential winning chance in 2016. Sarah Palin took the opportunity to talk about God, guns and her fee for that speech.

On Monday, January 27, one of the more interesting ninjas, Texan Ted Cruz, said:

“I’m the most conservative candidate to ever live,” he said. “‘Gosh-darnit-who-diddly, I’m conservative. You’ll never see me butt-naked on this stage!’ ”

Iowa responded, “Amen.”

On Tuesday, January 28, Peter Brown, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Poll who tracks presidential politics, said

“The Iowa caucuses are important only as long as a large roadblock gets removed from Jeb Bush’s presidential run. We are here to see what it takes for the Bushes to remove that Mormon roadblock.”

On Wednesday, January 29, Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin handed out aprons and hats with his name printed on their inside, and explained that his platform was to oppose comon sense and anything rational.  In his defense, TPV points out his young age, 47.

On Thursday, January 30, Mitt Romney , the 2008 Republican loser, bid adieu to his fellow Republicans not really understanding why he was bothering with the gesture. An enormous sigh of relief was heard in the corn fields outside.

“I think it opens things up,” said Jeff Kaufmann, chairman of the Republican Party of Iowa, noting that Romney would have been considered the front-runner in 2016 if he had chosen to run again. “I wouldn’t say it reshapes things because I don’t know that we had any shape to begin with. We are just a bunch of unemployable guys and dolls living off the crumbs from the Koch brothers‘ table. It’s going to be fascinating to watch.”

On Friday, January 31, TPV heard that the Koch brothers were being annoyed with the Republican wannabees. They wanted results, and they wanted them fast. They had had enough of the masses seeking meaningful, paid jobs. Thus, they refinanced a new Children’s crusade to dismantle public education and implicitly silence the needy masses. For sportsmanship, they also embarked on a new adventure with the Tea Party of Northern Kentucky, the plaintiff against KY public libraries in America’s poorest state . They sought to reduce public funding to the 1776 level or when Columbus discovered America, which ever they learn came first.

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By DANA NEACSU: The WeekHoleView

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