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TheWeekholeView: The U.S. Foreign Influence Is Growing. In Pains

Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:

On Wednesday, April 16, American scientists working for the US Government met in North Africa to discuss messing up the Internet and make secure spots for conspirators to talk to each other while recorded by the NSA. Asked why, the scientists said they had to do something for the French dude who could not escape his old and fat girlfriend so he could show up to the Cesars with his new thin chick. At least they should have some sort of secure Internet connections to plan their Cannes outing, the NSA scientists added.

It’s Francois Hollande and the old twitter,  ‎Valérie Trierweiler we are trying to separate.

On Thursday, April 17, Joe Biden, Jo to Putin, flew to Ukraine for some nice pierogi. While chewing them, his waiter dropped dead.  Jo is investigating it while blaming Putin and the counterfeit vodka.

Friday, April 18, President Obama read to a group of foreign orphaned kids “Where the Wild Things Are.” The kids, scared, screamed:

“Right here!”

On Saturday, April 19, the Boston Globe wrote an article reminding the US government the Boston Marathon was going to be held the following day, and it would be nice if an American could win it. Just to show the Muslim world that we have runners too.

On Sunday, April 20, the US government finalized the purchase of our first citizen able to win a marathon on our soil. Vive Kenya! Vive Boston!

On Monday, April 21, the US Supreme Court wired its new decision banning affirmative action in higher education all over the globe.

If you think we mistreat our minorities, take them! Justice Roberts said.

On Tuesday, April 22, The New York Times published its first open casket funeral coverage, telling its shareholders:

Foreigners like this stuff, religious rituals which celebrate the upcoming spring season, and soon all our readers will be as foreign to us as we are to them.

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TheWeekholeView: The US Foreign Influence Is Growing. As in Growing Pains

2 COMMENTS

  1. Nice:

    On Monday, April 21, the US Supreme Court wired its new decision banning affirmative action in higher education all over the globe.

    If you think we mistreat our minorities, take them! Justice Robertssaid.

    Justice Roberts is just ahead of the post racial America curve, he wants the world to be color blind, deaf, and stupid – uh, dumb. BTW, I is she even a lawyer? I guess she picked up a lot on the job as Erin Brockovich, but I bet she wore those boots from Pretty Woman to the interview.

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