Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, July 2, Silvio Berlusconi announced that next year he would wear a drag queen outfit and march in the Pride Parade in Milan. Asked why this decision, he said that his girlfriend’s girlfriends will be marching too.
On Thursday, July 3, Sarko l’Americain asked to be sent home for the weekend. He was in jail on corruption charges. Asked why, he replied that Carla invited Mick Jagger over and he feared another Jagger child to bring up in 9 months. His request was denied.
Friday, July 4, President Obama went to Martha’s Vineyard to celebrate another year of great banking for him and his family.
On Saturday, July 5, Bibi the Israelite spent the afternoon with his personal hair stylist choosing how to part his hair now that his West Bank Jewish terrorists started to kidnap and burn to the stake Palestinian teenagers.
On Sunday, July 6, Italians awarded the prestigious literary award, Strega, to a book about Berlinguer, the charismatic Italian leader of the Communist Party 30 years ago. Francesco Piccolo wrote it – about the desire to be like everybody else.
On Monday, July 7, Helmut Kohl, former Chancellor of the German people made the news again because his 30 years younger wife forced him to have his picture taken and published for an undisclosed amount of money. Why? Because she was accused of having killed him. Not yet.
On Tuesday, July 8, 2014, Matteo Renzi, the good-looking Italian prime minster has baffled TPV by his lack of known lovers, or out-of-wedlock children. Luckily, the Italian comedian Beppe Grillo insulted Renzi on Twitter but the insult does not translate well in English…so nothing useful.
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I don’t know the situation but I liked this anyway:
Because she was accused of having killed him. Not yet.
Liked this one:
President Obama went to Martha’s Vineyard to celebrate another year of great banking for him and his family.
Great point:Asked why this decision, he said that his girlfriend’s girlfriends will be marching too.
The ladies LOVE this! Go Silver!