Kerry Dreaming to Become William Rehnquist. Righteous. As in to the Right.


We always thought that we knew whose bitch Kerry was, and Teresa proved a fine hunter. But Kerry going after Maduro, proves TPV wrong. Kerry‘s brain must have been squeezed out sometime and the empty space behind his little animated face filled in with the sauce Americans love on their freedom fries. Recounting the vote in a sovereign and equally Christian country? Why? Would the CIA fight a war closer to home? Are we going to send in our Supreme Court once we discover the recounting won’t help our oil companies? Remember bro’, both Chief Justice Rehnquist and his appointing president – Dutch – cannot help in any other way than ideologically, and Venezuelans seem to know who their daddy is, perhaps, as well as you do. So, do tell us please, do tell us, at TPV, who’s your daddy, Kerry? What else would you like to be when you grow a bit older?

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About the Author: Dana Neacsu

Dana was born in Romania, on May 20, 1933 at exactly 9:52 PM, according to official records. Dana loves NYC and her spirited girls, Zoe and Izzie, in reverse order. She teaches legal research, writes bloody novels, and was awarded a PhD for watching late night TV.

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  1. I don’t know anything about the situation (aside what you wrote), but nice piece of writing

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