Here’s the TPV recap of everything you need to know :
9:00 p.m. EST: Opening statements:
Sen. Sanders’ opening statement was a need to “rid” the planet of ISIS, and of corporations supporting the Arab friends funding ISIS.
Sen. Clinton’s statement was the need to elect her as the “next commander-in-chief” because she knows how terrorists work. She lives with #Bubba. Bill has terrorized her with “kiss it, baby, kiss it” all her life and #Huma domesticated him. Now Bill keeps “it” behind a zipper. Most of the time.
Gov. O’Malley’s opening statement focused on the “new face of conflict and warfare.”
#MartinO’Malley said:
“fresh approaches” are necessary. “Damn it, this is America, can’t we just forget about the Clintons? I have a dick too, if anybody cares, and my wife has a vagina, too, if anybody wants to elect her afterwards. Long live the American Dream.”
TPV flips: O’Malley for President. He has a fire under his belly. Sander’s too meek. Hillary has Bill. For now.
9:08 p.m. EST: Clinton Asked To If She Is Responsible As Former Incompetent Secretary of State for the current ISIS mess.
First, Clinton deflected and said the fight against ISIS could not be an American fight. She said the U.S. should be “supportive” and American leadership was “essential.”
When pressed, she separates herself from Obama saying she supported arming rebels in Syria.
“We armed so many in the Middle East. Why should we discriminate against Syrian thugs. Let them have our arms too. It is good for my donors” Hill added.
O’Malley “disagrees” with Clinton because it IS America’s fight.
Our biggest failure is the lack of intelligence. Even in the next presidential elections we ready ourselves to elect the least qualified among us. True, this time because she has a vagina. Does it make any difference if you are a penis-owning incompetent person or a vagina one? Apparently. Long live the American Dream!
#Sanders said:
Don’t blame the woman. No one wins when they blame the women and the blacks. You are dead if you say anything wrong about women and children and blacks. But you can say that the climate did it. So, ISIS is a direct effect of climate change.
TPV: Voting with #O’Malley. #Clinton is the Queen of Incompetent Feminists (Vagina does not quantify IQs, same for penises: both are mostly used to urinate). #Sanders is not ready for prime time.
9:48 p.m. EST: Immigration and Minimum Wage
#O’Malley defended immigration and called #Donald Trump an
“immigrant bashing carnival barker.”
#Clinton said the U.S. should make it possible for undocumented immigrants
“to come out of the shadows and work as maids in the big houses of her friends and families.”
#Sanders tied immigration to wages.
The Mexicans may not be needed once the minimum wage is $15/hour. Americans will accept the jobs currently taken by undocumented immigrants.
Clinton cut in.
I support a $12 minimum of a wage because this differentiates me from Bernie and people cannot say I copy every position Bernie takes.
#O’Malley replied to Clinton,
“we need to stop taking advice from economists on Wall Street. And you need to get a life outside this podium.”
TPV: Clinton’s ear piece must have been defected. She said 12 because she could not hear Huma well.
10:01 p.m EST: Sanders and Clinton Spar Over Wall Street
Sanders finally said something. Bernie said that Hillary is a crooked old lady.
Hillary, the fact that you take campaign contributions from Wall Street means you’re in the big banks pocket.
Clinton defended herself
Bernie, have you heard of the Producers? I am Max Bialystock. Don’t “impugn my integrity.” Ladies, I represented New York during 9/11.
#Sanders said,
“I respectfully disagree with you. Everybody knows that I have a clear idea in my head, but I don’t want to embarrass you Hillary. I cannot say why. Maybe you were one of the girls I slept with in the 60s and having you next to me makes me feel young again.”
O’Malley added:.
“Bernie would like to say, had he drunk some coffee, #Max Bialystock may be funny but he should not be the US president.”
#TPV: Hillary sounds all set to become “The Producer of Springtime for the Clintons in the White House.” And the entire democratic electorate manipulated by the media seem ready to do it for her. Beats #TPV why! Death wish?
10:16 p.m. EST: Guns
After a short conversation over the gun issue, which has forced Sanders to explain some previous votes against gun regulation and led to O’Malley saying Clinton has “been on three sides” of the issue.
#TPV: Go O’Malley!
10:30 p.m. EST: Race
There’s not a lot of disagreement on this issue.
O’Malley said:
“Black Lives Matter.”
#TPV: O’Malley Matters.
10:38 p.m. EST: Single Payer v. Obamacare
Sanders enthusiastically supports single-payer health care. NOT INSURANCE
When asked about her previous support of a single-payer type of system in the 90s, Clinton said
“the revelation never came.” [sic] She then said Obamacare is a great start.
Sanders asked Clinton if she thought health care was a “right for all people?”
Clinton replied:
“For my people and family? Hell yes!”
Closing Statements:
10:45 p.m. EST: What Crisis Have You Experienced That Will Prepare You To Be President?
Clinton:
Living with Bill.
O’Malley:
Not living with Bill.
Sanders:
Stayin’ alive!
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By DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeView: Go O’Malley!
