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TheWeekHoleView: Hillary’s Brat Pack Nightmare

At TPV each week starts one day and ends some time after. Here is what fell through the hole during this past week:

On Wednesday, March 11, 47 Republican Congresspeople sent a letter to the Iranian leadership warning them that the US had stopped being a western democracy and was trying now to emulate Iran. Hearing the news Hillary wished she were still a Senator.

For the following two days the GOP tried to reposit their treasonous act as a mere Rat Pack attitude:

Yo, don’t you remember Frank slapping around all his friends, including the little Jewish Black guy with the big beautiful wife, Sammy something? We are Frank to Obama, said Bohner.

Sunday, some Democratic Senators decided to follow the example of their Republican colleagues and they too decided that while the senatorial salary was great, the democratic discipline was hard to follow and being a brat was better.

Monday, March 16, The Breakfast Club celebrated its 30th Anniversary, with Molly Ringwald playing the high school princess, Ally Sheedy the resident “basket case”, Judd Nelson the rebel, Emilio Estevez  the jock and Anthony Michael Halls, the nerd. When the actors took to the stage for the anniversary Q&A session, Hillary pushed them away and explained that she lived that movie as Secretary of State because stupid voters forced her to spend years and years of togetherness with Barack Obama.

It felt like an unending  Saturday in high school detention.

On Tuesday, March 17, while marching in the gay section of the St. Patrick’s Day Parade to show spunk, Hillary learned about Netanayahu’s win in the Israeli elctions.

That’s the biggest brat of all times. His win is such bad news that I may re-consider my 2016 presidential candidacy.

When this reporter asked our national madam to further explain herself, she added:

How can I get my Peace Nobel Prize with him in office? Who’s going to believe him now? His lies became obvious too early. He’s a liability. It’s either him or me.

Shocked at the reply I volunteered, “Maybe you can both retire by November 2016?”

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By DANA NEACSU: TheWeekHoleView: Hillary’s Brat Pack Nightmare

2 COMMENTS

  1. Nice, I liked these two in particular:

    Yo, don’t you remember Frank slapping around all his friends, including the little Jewish Black guy with the big beautiful wife, Sammy something? We are Frank to Obama, said Bohner.

    because stupid voters forced her to spend years and years of togetherness with Barack Obama.

    It felt like an unending Saturday in high school detention.

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