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TheWeekholeView: The perennial value of the clinton. An email. A joke. A Wannabe

At TPV the week starts one day and ends six or seven days later, and here is what fell through the hole this last week:

On Thursday, March 5, the news came out that being forced to return the money paid by Saudis, the United Emirates, the Omanians (not to be confused with Romanians, because the latter only offered their land to fracking) and other known global feminists, Hillary, chose to do something about the shaky foundation of her family’s fortune. She chose retiree Donna Shalala to be CEO of the Clinton Foundation to Lasting Individual Fame. In exchange for a daily cinnamon swirl and a private concert by Barry Manilow and Tony Bennett, Donna said yes.

On Friday, March 6, Sen. Dianne Feinstein said that Hillary hadn’t yet been hurt over her handling of the disclosure that she conducted government business on personal email, @clinton.mail, but that might change if she didn’t publicly address the issue. Hillary shrugged off the news and told her chauffeur to scratch Dianne’s name off the Christmas card list, adding:

Every idiot knows that using @clinton.mail brings you more attention and money than @us.gov.

On Sunday, March 8, while marching in Selma, President Obama was happy to hear that the Clintons missed the march and celebrated the International Day of Women working fast through their emails and opening for inspection 55, 000 pages of emails, or the equivalent of what an undergraduate writes during one semester of community college.

On Monday, March 9, the Republicans agreed that Hillary’s use of a private e-mail provider while serving as secretary of State would not bother them for now because the national security issue it implied should be raised after she announced her presidential candidacy. Only then the Republicans would point out the potential implications of the foreign donations made to the private Clinton Foundation.

On Tuesday, March 10, besieged by her personal and public choices, former Secretary of State, Hillary, addressed them at a news conference at the United Nations in New York City:

Looking back, in hindsight, it would’ve been better for me to use two separate phones, two email accounts, and definitely two spouses, leaving the Clinton email account and spouse for public use and someone else for my own private needs. I regret my choices, but now that I am stuck, so are you. I reject any more examinations of servers, purposes, reasons, and so on, and so on. Done. I’m the new President of this brave nation. See you next time I feel like it.

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TheWeekholeView: The perennial value of the clinton. An email. A joke. A Wannabe

 

6 COMMENTS

  1. Thanks nice – I especially liked:

    and definitely two spouses, leaving the Clinton email account and spouse for public use and someone else for my own private needs

  2. I Liked this one:

    Hillary shrugged off the news and told her chauffeur to scratch Dianne’s name off the Christmas card list

  3. Was this a typo:

    See you next time a feel like it.

    or her adopted Arkansas accent?

  4. I reject any more examinations of servers, purposes, reasons, and so on, and so on. Done.

    D, you’ve got that leadership tone down.

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