NYT: Better but Still Troubled: Our Take on the State of the Union
...Bad, no unions.
NYT: Sorority Anti-Rape Idea: Drinking on Own Turf
...nothing like a rape at home.
NYT: Afghan Spy Chief Defies Labels, Usefully…
says spy is a mere label thus he's not a spy, and stop blowing my cover.
NYT: Clinic That Treated Joan Rivers Gets Another Chance to Keep Accreditation…
Must promise to try harder and stop stealing her jokes.
NYT: No, No, Becomes Maybe for Ann Romney.
not good enough under today's rules. Must be affirmative "yes" for each change of position.
NYT: Taking Up Gay Marriage, but on Their Own Terms
...Court promises to decide in sickness and in health, says "we do."
NYT: Suspect Held in Disappearance of 43 Mexican Students
...magician denies all, threatens to escape.
NYT: Starting Friday, U.S. Will Ease Restrictions on Travel to Cuba
Finally French Jews Have A Place To Flee.
NYT: ‘France Without Jews Is Not France’
No one to Kill.
NYT: What a Stronger Dollar Means for the Economy.
Spend everything you've got, mortgage all the rest; wait for the crash.
NYT: Home Schooling: More Pupils, Less Regulation.
Regulation "totally unnecessary to learn to bake cookies and help mom clean up."
NYT: Stop Giving Palestinians a Pass. They’ve gone to the United Nations to pressure...
while offering nothing in return. Except peace and mutual recognition.
NYT: Scrutiny for Laxatives as a Childhood Remedy. Doesn’t work.
Makes them shit, not grow up.
Murders Fall in New York City, but Officers Aren’t Celebrating.
No fun celebrating with your back turned.
