Justice Thomas Breaks Silence: It’s Not #Oscar’sSoWhite
Breaking his silence for the first time in 10 years, Justice Clarence Thomas asked a series of questions that seemed to support the Second...
When is TPV going to do its civic duty?
When is TPV going to do its civic duty? a reader asked.
"I thought we did," dana replied sheepishly.
Forty state-run Iranian media outlets have jointly...
Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
The American Way: Gun- or Delicatessen-Assisted Suicide?
For Mayor Bill de Blasio, happiness is a warm pastrami sandwich, TPV's readers recently alerted us.
The Mayor aparently relished eating one early Wednesday morning — at...
TheWeekholeView: Guess Who’s Getting What
Here at TPV the week starts and ends randomly, but it always lasts 7 days. This is what fell through the hall within the...
Scalia: Too Slow to Stay Alive
Breaking News from a deathbed in Texas:
During oral arguments in a pivotal case to defend his life, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia had to...
One Day Before New Hampshire Votes Madeleine Albright Ready to Go to Hell
Breaking News from Ms Albright's State of Mindlessness:
"While I do not suffer from Alzeimer," the Clinton minion told the press and TPV, "I do...
New Hampshire Will Vote in 3 Days – Hopefully Using Its Brain Not Vaginas
Breaking news from DNC headquarters in New Hampshire:
Though repelled by masses they can't buy or control, Democratic Congressional Vaginas are working hard to recreate...
New Hampshire Will Vote in 5 Days. Hill-Billy Couldn’t Care Less
Breaking news from New Hampshire, Hill-Billy's local headquarters:
"We don't know that Hill can win," says Jennifer Palmieri, the Clintons' communications director, "but she is going to...
TheWeekholeView: The Big Sigh of Relief
In TPV land the week starts now and then, and mostly then, lately. But here comes what fell through the hole these past seven...
Iowa Rocks: TPV Opens Iowa Headquarters in Former Clinton Humidor
Yesterday Iowa rocked.
Today TPV opens new Iowa headquarters in every space previously occupied by the Clintons' humidors and humidifiers. TPV has no real understanding of...
Iowa Votes Using George Soros Money for Recess Burgers
Breaking News from Munich, Billionaire George Soros expressed his regrets he had been backing Obama all along. When TPV reached out to the man to...
One Day before Iowa Takes Center Stage in the Democratic Primary
Susan Sarandon is supporting Bernie Sanders for president,
because he's the only candidate offering the kind of change America truly needs;
because he's successfully worked within...
Two Days Left – Hillary Gave $10 to Bernie. Investing in Charlotte’s Future
Breaking news from a piggy bank somewhere in a Iowan cornfield,
"If TPV can, Hillary surely can afford $10," said the grand dame of the...