Bernie Sanders, you’re white
Bad, but not your fault.
Bernie Sanders you’re no spring chick
But you’re wise, youthful, and caring
Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with you
I just want you to be my president.
Bernie, be my president.
Bernie Sanders you care for all lives
Good, but you need game to play the words: women, transgender, or gay.
Bernie Sanders, are you ready
for the big boys to tear you apart ’cause they can?
Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with you
I just want you to be my president.
Bernie, be my president.
Bernie Sanders, Dean and Johnny tried this before you.
Dean screamed once and the media never stopped re-playing it.
Johnny fucked a boorish cunt and that killed him.
Bernie, they only started scaring you this past Friday.
Remember, though, scarecrows are made of hay.
Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with you
I just want you to be my president.
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By DANA NEACSU: Ballad for Bernie