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Ballad for Bernie

Bernie Sanders, you’re white

Bad, but not your fault.

Bernie Sanders you’re no spring chick

But you’re wise, youthful, and caring

Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with you

I just want you to be my president.

Bernie, be my president.

 

Bernie Sanders you care for all lives

Good, but you need game to play the words: women, transgender, or gay.

Bernie Sanders, are you ready

for the big boys to tear you apart ’cause they can?

Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with you

I just want you to be my president.

Bernie, be my president.

 

Bernie Sanders, Dean and Johnny tried this before you.

Dean screamed once and the media never stopped re-playing it.

Johnny fucked a boorish cunt and that killed him.

Bernie, they only started scaring you this past Friday.

Remember, though, scarecrows are made of hay.

Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with you

I just want you to be my president.

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By DANA NEACSU: Ballad for Bernie

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