Senator John McCain, the tough little guy who as a young man spent his youth in a cage in Vietnam in hopes to secure the US presidency one day, is poised to become chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee and advise the Obama administration on how to conduct a real war on killing everybody who voted against the Republican ticket in 2008.
His first call to arms was to ask the President to fire U.S. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, because Hagel:
“ is a pussy when it comes to killing.”
The administration dutifully did it, but publicly defended Hagel, saying that the Defense Secretary had supported the US fight against ISIL (the Islamic State misnomer). Unfortunately, Hagel was damn too coherent in his presidential advice. Apparently Hagel had asked the President to make up his mind whether he was going to mess up Syria like Bush Fils messed up Iraq or not, a plea which irritated the President so much that the White House blocked Hagel’s calls afterwards and unlisted the President’s private phone number.
But now that the little tough Methuselah McCain and his posse are in charge of the Senate, reason is not an obstacle to action anymore. The Republicans will start bombing everybody. They will close their eyes, spin the globe, touch a point on it, open their eyes and bomb it.
“We will teach this Obama softie how to become a man!” House Republican Speaker John Boehner was heard to say swallowing a Viagra on his way to the bathroom.
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BY DANA NEACSU: The Cabinet Changes Masters
I knew there was a reason!
“His first call to arms was to ask the President to fire U.S. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, because Hagel: “ is a pussy when it comes to killing.”
Is that a clever way of saying he kills like a girl?