[embedyt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAshNAfOHTg[/embedyt]Marquel, TPVs NYTimes WTF Section correspondent, was getting ready to protest St. Louis Officer Darren Wilson’s luck, when he read Graft Hobbles Iraq’s Military in Fighting ISIS. The Iraqi military and police forces had been so pillaged by their own leadership that they all but collapsed this spring in the face of the advancing Islamic State fighters. But the words “pillage” and “graft” hardly tell half of the story. Marquel studied the article and concluded we have neither friends nor enemies, including the well-known, for now only, ISIS, which is both a client and vendor of ours throughout the region.
“To be precise, that is true of only 95% of the materiel.” He corrected me.
“It’s more like a 95% loss,” said the General.
“That’s a deceptive question because in a sense they never leave our hands. We can get them back any time we want-” he said.
“Yes. The Iraqis sell them to ISIS right now, and they get pretty much retail price.”
“No not at all. Remember we give these to Iraq. Then Iraq sells them. This is a huge support to their economy. Each tank is close to a billion. When Isis pays Iraq, or Iraqi commanders for their tanks, that is a huge drain on their economy.” He said.
“There is no such strategy. It’s just the way things work.” He insisted.
“As far as I know, we have no strategy in East Asia. A strategy can fail. Without a strategy, failure is impossible. The Obama Administration is determined not to fail.” He said.
“You are so wrong. Since Bush we’ve been losing one conflict after another. In that context, not losing is winning. Without a strategy, you can’t lose, and therefore…” he paused.
“I don’t think that’s in the calculations. History’s mind was made up a long time ago about our first black president.” He observed.
“Well that may be what history decides or it may not.” He opined.
“Remember the arms aren’t missing. If Iraq needs them it can buy them back…at a discount because they’re used and there’s no ready market. In the end, Iraq benefits twice, by the sale of free matériel, and the discount purchase of technically used but actually brand new equipment.” He said.
“Then nothing stands out in the desert like a U.S. tank. We destroy them from the air. That means they have one billion less, Iraq has about a billion and a half more, and we ship them more tanks.” He said.
“But the ammunition and the rifles end up in different hands. Last shipment all the ammunition was sold by Iraq to ISIS but all the ammo was sold to Al Qaeda. From there the Syrian rebels bought both, came to us for training, and returned both the guns and the ammo. It all works out.” He said, smiling broadly and humming the Star Spangled Banner.
“Absolutely. The middle east and east Asia are not susceptible to western strategies. What we’re doing is clearly the best anyone can do. The Russians tried to win and lost. We’re trying not to lose and so we’ll win! Easy, isn’t it?” He asked.
“Oh yes, they’re all crazy. If they weren’t do you think any of this would be happening?” He asked me with a singular expression and eyes piercing into my own. I could tell he was truly deadly serious. And I had no answer. Who could?
Agreed: “ISIS, which is both a client and vendor of ours throughout the region.”
This is also true, I bet:
“Yes. The Iraqis sell them to ISIS right now, and they get pretty much retail price.”
Loved this:
“And what if ISIS starts, or should I say, continues to beat the crap out of Iraq?” I asked.
“Then nothing stands out in the desert like a U.S. tank. We destroy them from the air. That means they have one billion less, Iraq has about a billion and a half more, and we ship them more tanks.” He said.
This is better:
“And what about ammunition and carbines, even automatic weapons. They’re not so easy to spot from the air.”
“But the ammunition and the rifles end up in different hands. Last shipment all the ammunition was sold by Iraq to ISIS but all the ammo was sold to Al Qaeda. From there the Syrian rebels bought both, came to us for training, and returned both the guns and the ammo. It all works out.” He said, smiling broadly and humming the Star Spangled Banner.
I loved it all.
perfect pitch
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