Larry, having become a badly aged eyesore
Avoided his image in the mirror,
But bathroom breaks – much needed -provoked one day uproar
What did he see?
“A septuagenarian professor, “
his star president pupil amiably said.
“A traitor,”
his Harvard colleagues generously added.
“A boor,” his neighbors disclosed.
But it took a lot of Peabody Energy’s dough to make him see
“A badass, pimpless whore.”
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Collected by Dana Neacsu: Folk Ballad for the Harvard Whore
