If you never heard about the Obama Doctrine, here is its gist:$5 billion dollars are ready to be used to buy US-made military equipment and ship it away to whomever wants it. Usually, unwashed men sporting unwashed beards.
But, in an astonishing development for our Department of Military Retail, $1 billion will be divested and used on training the Ghana soccer team and their fans.
“On what?” you may ineptly ask yourself.
We will train the Ghana soccer team and their fans in the subtlety of the US war on terror.
“Why this sudden decision?” you may continue to ineptly ask yourself.
Because of the ratings of the USA vs. Ghana soccer match. And yesterday, ESPN made it official:
USA vs. Ghana the most-watched men’s soccer game ever on ESPN.
Imagine the ratings of the US and Ghana military teams fighting together terror. Imagine the movies, the stars, the producers! How well they will implement the Obama doctrine of spending the money the Chinese lend us on soccer teams all over the world….sorry, Freudian slip. I meant on the military of each Banana Republic we can locate anywhere and everywhere.
Imagine the ratings! Imagine the sport! Imagine the explosions … of emotions!
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BY DANA NEACSU: Ghana – A Most Trusted Ally in the War for Ratings
They beat us last time. Tiny Ghana.
Nice:
Imagine the ratings of the US and Ghana military teams fighting together terror.
Imagine the explosions … of emotions!
Can we get it in IMAX?