The best four moments of the 57th Grammy Awards were shockingly not related to music but to the people who brought us atonal tonalities, aka amusical crap:
4. Kimye‘s hubby stage-bombed during Beck’s shocking Album of the Year win. An irrepresible feminist, Kanye wanted to give that Grammy to Beyonce because Jay-Z was probably asleep on Madge’s lap.
3. Sia reminded us how much of a fan of the Adams Family franchise she is.
2. Lady Gaga‘s chaperon of the night, poor grandpa Bennett, was briefly in danger of becoming gaga seeing a nipple last night during a photo shoot. Luckily it briefly happened when he was yawning.
1. Madonna showed us all her rump, and it did not cause any rumpus, being unappetizing. Stay cool dear woman!
By DANA NEACSU: Hair, Nip, Rump and Kanye