President-Elect Trump, or PEOTUSTrump, chose to reach his pants rather than his ties when talking about his business plans.
America chose me as its CEO-in-Chief. What is this nonsense about giving up my business ties! I give up nothing. I only take what’s rightfully mine.
TPV tried to rap for him the ethical implications of doing business while in the White House. It did not work. Trump is in a slump.
Okay. I will appoint an ethics advisor on domestic business deals and fudge a ban on foreign deals.
TPV sounded mesmerized that we even have this conversation.
I will appoint Barron as my ethics advisor and Melania as his advising guardian. Ivanka will continue to have shoes made in China and sell them to Congress and everybody else I am related to will “take care of business.”
TPV wondered why he used air quotes around “Take Care of Business.”
I will travel the world and sleep in Trump Towers and Trump Hotels and eat at Trump Restaurants, skate on Trump Skating Rings and use Trump toilet paper when I need it. So, who will take care of business, Chump, me or my family?
TPV remains unsure whether Trump referred to us or the entire American People as “Chump.”
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By DANA NEACSU: Keep Your Pants on But Drop Your Business Ties, Matie!
