Rowan County clerk Kim Davis got her job when her mamma retired from that same job because 49, Kim’s clock started ticking for Social security benefits — and God does not give pensions.
Now, that KD has a government-paid job, Kimmy got her groove back and with it, her conscience, the only virginal appendix of her being, and thus much valued.
Finally, this clerical job enabled Kimmy to find her call: fucking gays. County records show that she enjoys marrying and divorcing so-called men, but her real call is fucking gays. Publicly.
For the sake of the argument, let’s refer to Kimmy’s love of gay fucking a mere refusal to do her job. Refusing to do her job she also refuses to follow the laws of the land and to comply with a Supreme Court decision legalizing gay marriage.
Her FoxNews attorneys argued that issuing marriage licenses to gay couples is a matter of “Heaven or Hell,” and God, who in the Apostolic Christian version is not very bright, would only read her name affixed to the marriage license, and punish her with bad dreams. Instead of the gays, who, as their name indicates – gays- cannot have bad dreams.
In other news, Kimmy is a lovely gal and helps with the local garbage disposal.
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By DANA NEACSU: Kim Davis. A Life Made by News
