A Japanese fisherman thought he would become the next shining star of the news shows around the globe, when he found a body he thought was one the passengers of the dissappeared Malaysian jet.
He immediately announced his discovery on the radio and, to his expectations, the news helicopters flocked to his location, only to find that the body is not one of the lost jet passengers, but belongs to the former terrorist Osama Bin Laden.
“We could tell for certain that it was him, as one of his eyes stayed, somehow, shut, like a sort of a postmortem wink”, said one of the cameramen.
Following the identification, the news crews left the site, saying: “neah, that’s yesterday’s news”.
A US military helicopter came soon afterwards, picked up the body, in order to dump it again, somewhere outside the fishing routes, as launching the body into cosmic space was not an option.
“The last thing we want is the whole Muslim world looking up at Bin Laden and say a prayer”, commented a high ranked military official.
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While Looking for Debris from The Lost Jet, Japanese Fisherman Finds Osama Bin Laden’s Body
Funny about Osama – I knew he’d be back! You know, Chris Christie is going to need someone with strong conservative cred in 2016, and put bridgegate and the Obama bromance behind him – how about, No more B, S
oBama oSama