Consistent with TPVs policy of reviewing entertainment events without the prejudice that inevitably follows actually seeing or listening to the event, Marquel decided to review Netanyahu’s spectacle before it was delivered.
Netanyahu first discussed the Palestinians, whom he identified as
“those swarthy people of the desert, as well as all those Jews who disagree with me.”
“because they were built for Jews, not Palestinians, whether reform conservative or orthodox.”
Bibi seemed unconcerned with Iran’s nuclear ambitions, saying that God willed only one atomic power in the region. He was careful not to say that Israel was that one country with atomic weapons, a topic that Israelis have never publicly broached, instead saying that God had appointed “Netanyahu country” to safeguard atomic weapons.
“The hand of Bibi is swift” he said, and urged the U.S. to invade Iran before God punished the world for its failure. “And believe me,” he added, “I will not be afraid to do so.”
“that peanut farmer and also the actor who could never remember even his own name. You know, the one with the fegela son.”
“before the U.S.there was Israel and before George Washington was Moses and after them all, here I am. I am your friend. Please, when you invade Iran, be careful where you aim. We are right next door.”
“The truth is, we’re too tired to invade Iran. Couldn’t you do it for us?”
“come to Israel. This is not your country. We have falafel and stuffed grape leaves and billions of dollars in American subsidies every year. America will be very happy if you leave to live in Israel. The second coming is upon us and I am finally arisen.”
“We stand behind our friends and they stand behind us. You understand how difficult that is.”***