This weekend, the world held its breath a second longer as president Obama made a bold move: He called Vladimir Putin to negotiate a final option to what seems to be the most difficult war in months. Did Lindsay Lohan fake her normalcy on her latest interview with Ellen DeGeneres? Did she or didn’t she?
It is widely known that Vladimir Putin is the expert in handling small groups of young rebel women (Remember Pussy Riot?), so, for once, Obama called the right man, as the expert at hand, Hillary Clinton, declined to give her advice, biased as she is about good looking women telling the truth on TV.
After a conversation that lasted for about one whole evening, Obama said goodbye to the Russian expert, and let the world find out that Putin agreed with the “she is just like that” scenario.
“If I, myself, I am truthful, then Lindsay Lohan also must be full of truth”, Obama said quoting the words of the Kremlin leader, and looking directly in the camera added: “I trust him on this one”.
Thus, the free world breathed a sigh of relief, feeling again that special sense of pride that their two opposite leaders managed to solve yet another thorny issue.
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President Obama’s Talk with Russia’s Vladimir Putin on Lindsay Lohan’s Interview with Ellen DeGeneres
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President Obama’s Talk with Russia’s Vladimir Putin on Lindsay Lohan’s Interview with Ellen