Sarah’s Sadness

Sarah Palin does not like to read. Otherwise she would have come up with a different qualifier for this president, because whatever you want to say about the Obama presidency you cannot describe it as imperial.

The Bush-fills’ was an imperial presidency, and that is what Palin’s master, Sen. John McCain, gave her to read. That happened many years ago, when Republicans thought Sarah wore glasses to see and read.

Since the word’s been out that Sarah is just a white  woman, and middle age I may add, few have had their pictures taken with her, and even fewer have bothered to give her reading lists.

Thus, our Sarah’s sad and lonely and penniless and fearful that whatever hunting she may be qualified to do in her backyard may soon be done better and cheaper by some immigrant. Younger and better looking I may add.

Because the only body part that lasts, my dear Sarah, is a beautiful mind, and that you cannot get from a plastic surgeon. Not that you’d know what to ask for.

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BY DANA NEACSU: Sarah’s Sadness