The Washington Post first reported on Tuesday that the Russians had posted a picture of Debbie Wasserman Schultz naked doing it with a donkey on a stage while smoking a cigarette and playing the saxophone, and it still did not go viral.
Then, the New York Times reported that the Russians had posted a second picture of Debbie doing it with both ends of Hill-Billy and not even that went viral.
Finally, TPV reported that the Russians did Debbie, and finally someone believed us:
A spokesman for the Russian Embassy called TPV and said it was his boss who hacked into the DNC database to get a picture of Debbie. “In Russia we love Debbie so very much. We call her Little Putin.”
Debbie, wouldn’t you like to send us a letter, “From Russia, With Love”? I know I would like to read it.
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By DANA NEACSU: Someone Finally Did Debbie. In
Dana, so you know – when a saxophone player is playing his (or her) saxophone, there is no need, nay, no room for engaging other passions – neither smoking, nor zoology!