A little boy who I visited today & had been waiting for a heart transplant will be receiving one!
After talking to the Pope, Melania Trump has generously donated Donald‘s heart to a sick little boy in Rome.
“He’s not going to miss it.” Says the First Lady, with a knowing eye roll.
Italian doctors are concerned about the complications of the cross species transplant, but are hopeful that intensive anti-psychopathic psychotherapy can hold off the so-called Frankenstein Syndrome.
In what the hospital calls an excess of caution, Vatican exorcists will be on standby throughout the procedure and recovery period.
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From a TPV Reader: St. Melania at Work