Here, each hole starts on Wednesday and this is what fell through the backwards hole this past week:
On Wednesday, January 14, North Korea offered to cancel its nuclear tests, but the United States refused to negotiate.
“We ain’t interested,” Secretary of State John Kerry said from Paris where he was recreating another honeymoon with his wife, the honorable Lady Ketchup.
When asked to elaborate, Kerry added:
“This year we observe the 70th anniversary of the tragic division of Korea in 1945. Our government played a major role in that arbitrary division as well as in the horrific Korean Civil war of 1950-53. We intend to keep reliving the past and foster potential atrocities. How else can we rule the world?”
On Thursday, Pope Francis explained that back in his youth punching people he did not like was the thing to do, and in fact that was his preferred route to social and professional promotion. Catholics world-wide took note and cheered.
On Friday, January 16, NYC Mayor, Bill de Blasio, paid his respects to his Parisian counterpart and flew to the city of lights where he visited the headquarters of Charlie Hebdo, handed out some business cards urging people to visit him at City Hall especially if they did not speak English, before hurrying up to do some shopping.
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On Saturday, January 17, Nasser ben Ali al-Ansi posted a very unflattering email on his youtube channel Death by al-Qaeda, stating that the Charlie Hebdo massacre had been ordered by Al-Qaeda Aqpa. On the bright sight, this was the first time his followers saw him doing something else than beheading an infidel.
On Sunday, January 18, the World Bris Federation Conference took place in Brooklyn, NYC. Jewish leaders from around the world met to discuss the impact the oral suction ritual practiced by ultra-Orthodox Jews after cutting the skin on top the penis of an infant boy had on the Jewish population worldwide.
When this reporter attempted to interview some of those leaders, they refused to talk to her unless she shaved all her hair, wore a wig, and shouted her question from balcony. Conforming to the request, she proudly learned that Romania’s Satu Mare was a holy place and all of them wished they still lived there back in time, a time with no plumbing, disinfectants, or deodorants. Or mouthwash.
On Monday, January 19, preparing for his state of the union address, President Obama thought about how to present himself, yet again, as a synthesis of JFK, and Martin Luther King, Jr., without looking, once more, as an impostor. Color-wise his shade could be described as a mixture of Cape Cod white with Atlanta black.
On Tuesday, January 20, President Barack Obama delivered his sixth State of the Union Address and said:
“The future is ours to write. Let’s begin this new chapter — together — and let’s start the work right now. Based on the last decade and a half I believe it is safe to say we need to move back to a time without the War on Terror, to a time where Americans were happy as a country with a middle class, and to a time where fear and death were not the only themes embraced by Hollywood.”
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BY DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeView on Going Backwards
I was also glad the holy father finally got his Pope on – take that, Jesus!
Funny one re: the al-kinda video. I heard on the radio that al-Qaeda were jealous of ISIS for getting more video attention – I wish those guys would get to mano e mano and leave us infidels out of it.
I really liked the Ultra Orthodox and brain damage. I didn’t realize it was a recruitment thing – I just thought it was gross.