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TheWeekholeview Kerfuffles

Here, in TPV land Trump is an amazing creature: it amazes us seven days weekly.

On Saturday, May 27, Trump’s Innocents Abroad reached Europe. They landed in Paris.

On Sunday, May 28, Trump refused to get outside. Instead he started eating early in the day. He ordered a burger from room-service and, burping, decided to get the U.S. out of the Paris Agreement.

The Paris Agreement pdf-icon entered into force on 4 November 2016, thirty days after the date on which at least 55 Parties to the Convention accounting in total for at least an estimated 55 % of the total global greenhouse gas emissions ratified it.

On Monday, May 29, Trump’s Innocents returned. Trump fell asleep faster than usual, because of the jetlag, and he only had time to write 23 characters:

Trump covfefe tweet

On Tuesday, May 30, the free world started speculating:

Presumably, Trump meant to use the word “kerfuffle,” which means a disturbance or fuss, in the tweet in question: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

On Wednesday,  May 31, the Internet started to use covefe in a sentence…to help explain its meaning.

I like my Trump like I like my covfefe, incompetent, incoherent, and impeached.

 Who has the covfefe?
On Thursday, June 1, 2017, for the International Day of Children, Trump mailed pieces of coals to school-age children across the Red States.

On Friday,  June 2, 2017, Vili Fualaau, the student raped by his teacher. Ms. Letourneau, more than two decades ago, finally realized he was living with his rapist and separated from her. The American people have not reached that point. 

And Mary Kay Letourneau is pretty.

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By DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeview Kerfuffles