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TheWeekholeView: Losing Wives or Viewers?

In TPV Land the week is sacrosanct in its holeness. Here is what fell through the hole within the last approximate seven days.

On Thursday, Abdullah al-Ibbi, a barber in the city of Sa‘dah, a Houthi stronghold in northern Yemen, lost two wives, ten sons, 17 daughters and daughters-in-law, and eight grandchildren, including a six-month-old baby, in a Saudi-led airstrike. Bill Clinton called him to ask if he still had any wives left, or whether he could accept Hillary for a while. A long while.

On Friday, Julie Klausner, who plays a wannabe comedy writer in “Difficult People a show produced by Tina Fey‘s pal, Amy Pohler, got slammed by some followers for her tweet, meant to disturb those who know the identity of Blue Ivy and R. Kelly:

“I can’t wait for Blue Ivy to be old enough for R. Kelly to piss on her.

The script predicted the Tweetception twist: Klausner and Pohler lost some followers while the show got free publicity, including here at TPV. It was no joke: it was PR, people. PR. Like Kanye’s PR.

On Saturday, Kanye’s dame, Kim, posted a picture of her on a yacht looking her vacuous self. Unlike herself, Kim suggested she was bored, as if missing a thought or two. Some followers got upset at her revelation. They prefer her muted and naked!

On Sunday, Hillary woke up from her induced coma and realized that while she was gone many things happened. None too pleasant. She went back to sleep.

On Monday, the FBI announced its pals they were getting ready to indict Ms. Hill.

On Tuesday, Hillary’s losing moxie.

On Wednesday, Hillary will appoint Bill as her surrogate candidate for the Democratic nomination for the US Presidency.


By DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeView: Losing Wives or losing Viewers?