At TPV the week starts and ends with Hill & Len, so here is what fell through Hill and Lena’s cracks the past few days.
On Thursday, September 24, Lena Durham of the Rich Girls Live in Brooklyn fame, reinvented herself by attaching her full figure to that of Mother Hill. Lena suddenly looked shallow.
On Friday, September 25, Lena met with Bill and showed him how a cigar is really supposed to fit one’s mouth. They watched #Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood.
On Saturday, September 26, Lena had her first meeting with Hillary and together they spelled the word feminist, as in
I’m so great I was born well-off (#Lena).
and
I’m even better. I was born dirt poor but married well (#Hillary).
On Sunday, September 27, Lena and Hillary watched Lenny Kravitz’s dick and wondered if their money could buy it.
Nah, said the man. Ain’t available.
On Monday, September 28, Hill cried on camera showing that if you stop donating she will cry too.
On Tuesday, September, 29, Hill did more scripted stuff to improve her spontaneous persona.
On Wednesday, September 30, Frank Bruni did a great job salvaging Hillary’s campaign, suggesting that she’s still human even if she comes across so wooden.
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By DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeView Scripts Spontaneous
