It seems that we are a nation of fatties. Based on recent studies we will continue ballooning. Researchers are giving up. They do not know whether we are fat and love to eat or love to eat and are fat. To me that’s circular at best. We are fat because food is the cheapest commodity we can afford in a world where the only contribution we are being asked to make is …buying. But that’s neither here nor there.
Today TPV has solutions. One of the biggest problems, TPV sees with fat and very fat people is sex. TPV cannot imagine very fat people hanging down from stuff while having sex. Nor standing on their head. Nor do any of the positions Romanian gymnasts, for example, can do. So, TPV, instead of going sad, came up with solutions: fat people should do what pregnant woman do: start googling for solutions.
No, this is no joke. It is an admission that google contains all the answers if you know how to look for them.
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I asked my wife about this but she said that since we already had the baby on the way, we didn’t need to have sex again until it was time to make another one.
Doesn’t that work?