Marquel, TPV Times correspondent was fed up with the Times when he read Alan Dershowitz: France Reaped What It Sowed in Paris Attack. While France is reeling from the terrorist massacre of 12 people at the Paris offices of a satirical magazine, the country is also
“one of the worst … when it comes to rewarding terrorism,” lawyer and author Alan Dershowitz told “MidPoint” host Ed Berliner on Newsmax TV Wednesday.
Marquel read this report, putting aside the Times for just one day in his life, and thought about the irony of Dershowitz’ claim. France doesn’t fight terrorists enough while the United States creates the terrorists in the first place.
That’s easy to say for a man who bills his clients in underage girls. Although he recently denied it (but also recently was accused of it) it’s not hard to imagine the bills sent to Mr. Epstein, his client and more recently, his libellor.
124 hrs covering up clients perjury2 hrs committing more perjuryTotal 126 hoursRate 1 underage girl per 10 hrs12.6 girls payable in thirty days.P.S. Epstein, I’ll take the .6 in a goat if you have one.
Having imagined that transaction, I was suddenly able to understand Dershowitz’ insane and scandalous claim that France brought on the Charlie Hebdo attack itself.
Think of the recent claim that Dershowitz slept with all these girls.
“They brought it on themselves,” says Dershowitz.
How’s that?” I ask.
“I’m accused of sex with underage girls.” I nod. “But I’m over sixty. Could you imagine any overage girls? There aren’t that many seventy year old women in the profession.”
“Is that your excuse?” I ask.
“Only part of it. But you can see it’s the girls who are under age. Not me. I can’t change their ages. By being young they brought it on themselves.” He says.
Imagine one of the girls complaining that Dershowitz insisted on doggy style and had her bark.
Dershowitz answers, “She brought it on herself.”
“How’s that?” I ask.
“Did you know she’s underage?” Asks Dershowitz.
“Well of course,” I answer.
“If she’s underage she shouldn’t be having sex. So it’s her fault not mine.” He explains.
“Because she shouldn’t have sex, it’s your fault you made her bark?” I ask.
“She shouldn’t be doing it at all, don’t you get it? If she does it she’s doing something she shouldn’t. If she barks, she shouldn’t, if she doesn’t bark, she still shouldn’t. If she speaks Hindi while doing something that’s wrong, it’s still her fault, so don’t blame me for making it more fun for a 12 year old. She shouldn’t have been there doing what she was doing in the first place ” he repeated.
“I sort of understand your approach now, Alan, anything you do is the other guy’s fault.” I say.
“Well, that’s pretty much it. Heavens, I’m never wrong so if something goes south, it has to be someone else’s fault.” He says.
“Now how did Charlie Hebdo bring on this attack?” I ask.
“They don’t support Israel. They say nasty things about Israel and good things about Palestinians.” He says.
“And that’s how they brought this on themselves?” I ask.
“If they’d said bad things about Palestinians and good things about Israel I’d feel sorry for them.”
“But they say bad things about everybody!” I exclaimed.
“Can’t say bad things about Israel.” He says.
“But saying bad things about Israel couldn’t make jihadists attack them. Jihadists like people who say anti Israel things. So how’d they bring it on themselves?” I ask.
“They bad mouthed Israel. I don’t like that. I have no sympathy. They get attacked, do I feel bad? No, I have no sympathy. Had they said good things about Israel, I’d be sympathetic. But they didn’t. Do you see? They this brought it on themselves.” He said.
“I see,” I say but don’t see, “you seem very self important and self centered. Any body ever say that to you?” I ask.
“Doesn’t matter. They bring it on themselves.” He said.
“Who said?” I ask.
“My mother.” He says.
“Well you can’t disagree with a mother,” say I.
“Never.” He says.
I get a beer from the fridge and start drinking. I try to forget about Dershowitz but it’s hard. It’s my fault. I brought it on myself.
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BY MARQUEL: Alan Dershowitz – Schmuck alert!
Marquel…you are right… what a schmuck
loved your piece
so marvelous
perfect pitch
ditto
ditto2
indeed so ironic to have Dershowitz talk about who enables terrorism. He’s supposed to be a relatively informed guy who should know this brand of religious fanaticism had our Arab friends support it (aka the Saudis), then the US trained the Iraqis against the Iranians, the Afghanis against the Soviets, and each time we enabled the downtrodden to become radicalized. Dershowitz don’t play the naive!