The Republican Establishment Has More Integrity
In an amazing twist of events Republicans prove they have more integrity than their Democratic counterparts. Every Democratic Senator either hates or resents the...
Justice Thomas Breaks Silence: It’s Not #Oscar’sSoWhite
Breaking his silence for the first time in 10 years, Justice Clarence Thomas asked a series of questions that seemed to support the Second...
Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
Scalia: Too Slow to Stay Alive
Breaking News from a deathbed in Texas:
During oral arguments in a pivotal case to defend his life, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia had to...
One Day Before New Hampshire Votes Madeleine Albright Ready to Go to Hell
Breaking News from Ms Albright's State of Mindlessness:
"While I do not suffer from Alzeimer," the Clinton minion told the press and TPV, "I do...
New Hampshire Will Vote in 5 Days. Hill-Billy Couldn’t Care Less
Breaking news from New Hampshire, Hill-Billy's local headquarters:
"We don't know that Hill can win," says Jennifer Palmieri, the Clintons' communications director, "but she is going to...
Iowa Rocks: TPV Opens Iowa Headquarters in Former Clinton Humidor
Yesterday Iowa rocked.
Today TPV opens new Iowa headquarters in every space previously occupied by the Clintons' humidors and humidifiers. TPV has no real understanding of...
Iowa Votes Using George Soros Money for Recess Burgers
Breaking News from Munich, Billionaire George Soros expressed his regrets he had been backing Obama all along. When TPV reached out to the man to...
Two Days Left – Hillary Gave $10 to Bernie. Investing in Charlotte’s Future
Breaking news from a piggy bank somewhere in a Iowan cornfield,
"If TPV can, Hillary surely can afford $10," said the grand dame of the...
Three Days before the Iowan D Day: Chelsea to Deliver Baby in Iowa
Breaking news from Trump's Headquarters in Iowa:
"This is insulting," the big man tells the media. "Hillary is out of control. I tell Ivanka to...
In the Lurch
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Radiation and Ionization Section correspondent was buying an iPhone 6++ when he read about the Debate behind Recommendations on Cellphone Risk.
While...
It’s Sharia Time
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bondage and Discipline Section correspondent was having virtual sex with his eyes closed when he had to open them to read...
Open Letter to Donald J. Trump
By accident or divine design, TPV's own Rufus Davis just found an amazing letter from aTPV reader. It was lost in his morning Sunday mail. If you don't know...
