Topless in Times Square? Fuggetaboutit.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Can't Bare It Section correspondent, was measuring his various protuberances, when he reached Times Square and he stopped. It was...
Made in NYC -TPV Noted – Enlarge and Risk.
Breast augmentation is not like anything else you've seen before. It is impressive and large and brings attention. Maybe some jobs such as: breast...
Coming Out Loud – A Trump Song
We've got ourselves a president
A tiny fingered resident
He says the people picked him, but
I say he had some help
He says he’s got the vision...
NYPD, or New York’s Finest Organization
Police Struggle With Loss of Privileged Position, read in disbelief by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Organized Crime Section correspondent.
"We can still arrest anyone we want....
Pai’s Song of the Open Road
In a devastating reality check, TPV finds itself alone in its commitment to net neutrality. And because we are nobody's b*tich, it means we...
Half-baked Solutions
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Too Many Teachers Section correspondent, was dreaming about Circe, the witch of Aeaea, who transformed men into pigs and pigs into...
Made in New York City. TPV – Noticed
I remember my mother toward the end,Folding the tablecloth after dinner....
Imagine, Police As a Scratchable Reality
Imagine you could get rid of everything you did not like in life, the way some New Yorker scratched off this word on the...
Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful in Civil Rights
These girls are the Ruby Bridges of Pakistan....Going to School is Act of Courage!
Undeterred by the terrorists these brave Pakistani girls are going to...
The Chelsea Coyote Story
Marquel was walking his pet squirrel, when he stopped to read that NYPD nabs coyote in Manhattan near church.
The cops spent several hours trying...
Made in New York City – TPV Noticed
An old-looking young couple
hands locked for eternity
until the temperature reaches
a few degrees ... above freezin'.
The Etymology of Overcompensation
In the new year, the only compensation most of us will get is Trump's over-compensation. It won't be monetary. Most likely nuclear. Which brings...
The American Way: Gun- or Delicatessen-Assisted Suicide?
For Mayor Bill de Blasio, happiness is a warm pastrami sandwich, TPV's readers recently alerted us.
The Mayor aparently relished eating one early Wednesday morning — at...
Made in NYC – TPV Noted. Le Petit Versailles
Think whatever you may of NYC, but don't disregard its imagination. We call hidden wastelands parks, and we give those "parks" fancy names. Such...
