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The Beer Test of a True Democracy

If Greeks liked their democracy measured in who knows what, Americans are less sophisticated. They like to vote with their can of beer.

Voters, especially men, would rather have a beer with the Trumps, than Hill-Billy, but they’re evenly divided over which one they would have sexually assault them at home during dinner.

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that 45% of Likely U.S. Voters would prefer to have a beer with Trump over Clinton. Thirty-seven percent (37%) would rather have a beer with Clinton. Eighteen percent (18%) are undecided. (To see survey question wording, click here.)

While 42% of male voters of all ages say they’d prefer to invite Melania Trump into their home for dinner with them or their families, 41% of older women say they would love to serve Bill. Seventeen percent (17%) are not sure what is being asked of them, so they say yes to both: free beer and sexual assault.

Go figure America. November is around the corner and we are all going down in feces drinking or not drinking out of a beer tin can.

Prost!

hill22

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1 COMMENT

  1. Reading posts like this make surfing such a pleasure. Really. I cannot take either Trump or Hill-Billy

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