Marquel was playing with a horse in Central Park when he read Measles Cases Linked to Disneyland Rise, and Debate Over Vaccinations Intensifies. As the number of diagnoses in California reached 59, some schools said students may be barred because they have not been inoculated.
Meanwhile, at Disneyland itself, the lines go off the property and across the adjoining interstate. The lines are for measles, which has become the trendy thing to have in the Golden state. Children chatter, watch kids with red dots leaving the park and scream, “I want some too! Daddy, please?” The big thing among parents is not to vaccinate their children. Why? Marquel asked some parents.
“It’s not natural. They make it in eggs. My kids don’t like eggs.” One said.
“Says who?” he asked.
“The government, huh? The government’s not bringing up my children.” He said.
“Communism!” He sputtered.We were at the end of the line and it was our turn to run across the interstate. We waited for an opening and ran. It felt like frogger but we made it.
“It gives you measles,” a mother said. “It can paralyze you.”
“Everybody knows. Don’t you have internet service?” She asked.
“He can’t give me objective advice because he has a financial interest in shots.” She said.
“It doesn’t work. People get measles even with the vaccine”
“What’s rubella?”
“Now THAT makes no sense. I’m really going to get German measles in California. Germany is near France! I’m telling you, the vaccine gives you measles. That’s how it works.” He insisted.
“be sure you come to the park once you’re infected. Don’t worry, everyone inside has it, so you can’t spread it!”
Heah, great fun
amazing imbecility
Loved it
marvelous M
I adore you man, you rock
Bro, you’re the best. Who would think to use Emma Lazarus for these nitwits? Only Marquel. Bravo
Excellent piece
That was my editors choice, unfortunately