A while ago we were reporting that the world was afraid of Greece. What if Greece were to choose defending democracy and scream
Class Warfare!
Luckily for its foreign lenders, such as Goldman Sachs, this did not happen, and today, Greece has opted instead for a more financially stable solution: kill the immigrants.
Thus, we will amend our earlier report stating that Greece intended to kill its poor by changing it to say that Greece successfully made its poor believe that the root of all their problems is the immigrants. On the bright side, Goldman Sachs will pay for all mass burials.
Not too worry about the Greeks. They gave everything they were able to give in 1848.