Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Heaven Section correspondent, was thinking how easy Catholics had it, when he read Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open. Pope Francis remarks to a distraught little boy whose dog had died have caused a new debate on whether animals have souls, suffer and go to heaven. What Francis actually said is even more heaven-shaking: “Holy Scripture teaches us that the fulfillment of this wonderful design also affects everything around us.” In other words, EVERYTHING is going to heaven. Not just dogs and cats, but otters, snapping turtles, elk, killer whales, the flu virus, no-see-ums, the piece of spinach that got stuck in your second molar last night. In heaven you’ll see that spinach again. What will you say, “tasty,” or “sorry I ate you?”
“It looks like HIV is going to heaven, you’re right,” said the brother, but added, “it’s heaven so no ones getting sick.”
“They’ll probably swarm around cause it’s heaven and they’ll be happy. But there’ll be no biting, “
“Obviously,” said Brother James as his name turned out to be, “this will be heaven. If something comes back it will do so in a heavenly way.”
“I’m sure as a cow with his liver intact. These are souls, not bodies. And in heaven nobody bears a grudge. He’ll probably find it amusing.” said James
“…never for éternité,” said the brother.
“I don’t think dogs can sin, so he’s in.”
“Since its heaven, you won’t mind. You’ll be ecstatic.” He said.
“I don’t think they’re new. We just discovered their existence. Have faith, my son.” Said Brother James.
“Ask away. If I don’t know we’ll figure it out together.” He said.
“I really don’t think so.” He said.
“But it is.”-said Jim.
“I’m afraid not. But the same pleasure will be available for things you don’t even think about now. Don’t worry,” he said, patting my shoulders.
“You will get the same pleasure just from giving comfort.” He said.
Loved it!
Funny.
Crazy Marquel at work!
M, your mind never stops. Keep going.
I know what you mean by no sinning in heaven. What’s the fun then? None
AIDS in heaven? Sick. But funny.
I thought we lost you! Welcome back and happy to see that you still like us.
Lose me? What would I do with these damned heels?