Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, December 25, Pope Francis told jokes to all hungry kids of the world, because as a pope, that’s all he can do to improve their lives.
On Thursday, December 26, Edward Snowden made a youtube video saying that next year the NSA would stop spying. Yeah, he was also joking. Putin liked it.
Friday, December 27, ‘McResource’ site shut down because McDonald was telling its employees to avoid the Mcfast food. It was no joke. McDonald could not afford the medical bills caused by digesting Mcburgers.
On Saturday, December 28, President Obama flew to Hawaii to relax. [youtube id= azW1-9rgoss width= 470 height=315]
On Sunday, December 29, his mother-in-law arrived. The President smoked his last cigarette pack for the week.
On Monday, December 30, the NSA took a break from its legal activities to email Judge Pauley of SDNY something with the subject line, “Dude, you’re unbelievable!”
On Tuesday, December 31, we all said cheerio to another year. Seriously.
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You want a pothole joke? Almost forgot this:One-third of Americans reject human evolution – they’re not saying they don’t believe, just that they refuse to participate, as one put it: you can take my banana when you pry it from my cold, hairy, opposing thumb-less hand.
Thanks TPV – short and sweet – Happy New Year to you too!
[particularly liked “legal activities”]
Obama / McDonald’s stories converge: McDonald’s China to offer Smokey “McCigs” as substitute for “Scalding Apple-Like Pie” in kiddie meal, keeping the little ones trim and doing their part to make up for the loosening of the 1 child rule. (Disclaimer, McCigs are smokey charcoal FLAVORED, but are actually filter free)
Pothole for the new year? / New look, nice!