This weekend, the Parisian Picasso museum finally reopened after years of debacle. Among the many famous guests were the French President. M. Hollande, and an actress, a Hollywood star. While paparazzis could not stop taking pictures of the famous and the really pretty ones, their hands did start to tremble upon hearing whispers:
“To whom does this botched face belong?”
While less sophisticated gawkers were heard saying “She may not have our endowment, but she looks very Picasso,” many agreed:
“She’s a walking Picasso chef d’oeuvre!”
Still the star seemed to enjoy her incognito status in full view and her public anonymity while receiving attention by Hollywood lovers brought large smiles and squinty eyes to her face over and over and over again.
Finally, a young elfish looking child stepped up to the task and asked the star to give him an autograph, which she did effortlessly.
“She’s Renee Zellweger,” the child’s nanny screamed. “I loved her as the chubby Bridget Jones!”
Others, more artistically inclined suggested:
“How amazing, now she can make a fortune as a model and a painted muse.”
But some younger peoples, such as the elfish boy asked, pained by their own ignorance:
“Who’s Renee Zellweger?”
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BY DANA NEACSU: Picasso’s Latest Chef-d’oeuvre, Renee
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