Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, January 22, it became clear that the French President, Francois Hollande, had no intention to visit his former lady-friend to the hospital where she checked in to socialize.
On Thursday, January 23, French President Francois Hollande, met with Pope Francis at the Vatican to ask for Catholic endorsement of his actions: “I am very much like you, your Popeness. I do not believe in marriage, either. I just pray to get lucky.”
Friday, January 24, Segolene Royal twitted: “The bitch is history.” Everybody pretended not to understand Royal’s French.
On Saturday, January 25, British tabloids gloated over the news that the French First Buddy had been fired. The White House confirmed that in preparation for the upcoming Franco-American state dinner, the Obamas’s secretary emailed one dinner invitation addressed to Francois Hollande, alone (itallicized in the original).
On Sunday, January 26, former French Supreme Tweeter, Valerie Trierweiler, arrived in India, for humanitarian reasons: to let French Hate day go on as planned and focus on Francois Hollande’s demand for resignation without any distraction.
On Monday, January 27, former French First Playmate checked into an Indian hospital for the Bollywood actors because her grief could only be matched by theirs.
On Tuesday, January 28, 2014, President Obama delivered the State of the Union address and women all over the world sighed in relief: nothing unexpected there. Same old Michelle. No Julie Gayet [featured pictured above]. Same old Barack. Same old stupefied American people.
As far as looks I think our first couple hold their own, just do the math: add the new French 1st friend, sure, but then you have to subtract Hollande…
After the duo selfie at the Mandela funeral, O may be holding his own – I bet it was Michelle’s secretary who sent the solo invite (liked this):
Franco-American state dinner, the Obamas’s secretary emailed one dinner invitation addressed to Francois Hollande, alone (itallicized in the original).
Can TPV confirm – will Spagettios be on the menu at the Franco-American dinner?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egLRZwc4Oaw
At the risk of sounding sexist, or just French, Segolene Royal and Trienweiler sound like dog breeds.
I looked up “Gayet”, but just an image search, as usually, top job TPV!
I had to look up Segolene Royal…each time I read you I learn something new
If we hear from the lonely White House intern who reads us, we’ll let you know.
Woof!
Arf…arf arf!