Self-Mutilation on Red Square
An artist nails his scrotum to the pavement to protest Russia’s repressive laws. Unfortunately, he had forgotten that it remained attached to his body....
Home Sweet Home
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Blame Game Section correspondent, was learning Morse Code, got bored and read As Anger Rises Over Crash, Malaysian Government Is Reluctant...
Christian Colleges Grow in Numbers and Influence. Middle Ages Influence
Marquel, TPVs Times Horseshit correspondent, called the editorial board in disbelief asking if TPV would ever consider publishing something along the lines of The...
That No Bok Choy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcxQf_KevdwMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Pets and Vegetables Section correspondent was staring at his lonely gold fish, when he read The Latest Icon in Artistic Rebellion: A...
The Afghanistan Banana Stand Criminal Evidence
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hickey Section correspondent, was talking to a stranger when he stopped, blew his nose, and then read Doubts About Bite-Mark Forensics Are...
Army Base Shooting Highlights Difficulty in Identifying At-Risk Soldiers
The New York Times keeps posting opinion pieces: Army Base Shooting Highlights Difficulty in Identifying At-Risk Soldiers. Taking the cue from its master, Marquel,...
TPV Ethicist-So Many Demands, So Much to Say
TPV has responded to a request from the editors at The Times for help in making their responses in the Sunday Magazine's 'The Ethicist'...
Up Against the Wall [Motherfuckers]!
Marquel read the article, conscious of the fact that someone at the Times grew up in the sixties and has been using partial sayings...
Kindergarten Tell Me What You Think
Marquel, TPVs New York Times Toddler correspondent was recently sucking on his thumb when he heard a voice telling him to read: Rethinking the...
TheWeekholeView – Wrestling Not Sufficiently Telegenic to Remain a Sport
Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week:
Last Wednesday, February 13, a Fecebook page was open for wrestling...
Selfie as in This Is Me!
The Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year for 2013 is “selfie.” It’s an informal noun (plural: selfies) defined as “a photograph that one has...
Offering More Than Luxury, Supercars Draw a Crowd of Makers and Buyers. Ferrari calls...
For lack of a better scoop, The NY Times reported that Offering More Than Luxury, Supercars Draw a Crowd of Makers and Buyers. But, it...
Iranians Arrested for ‘Happy’ Video Freed
Everybody who is anybody in Iran knows the Tehran Police Chief Hossein Sajedinia is a fan of Pharrell Williams. "Happy" is the policeman's iPhone ringtone....
