Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, April 2, Hugh Grant assured his fans that his third child was no Fool’s Day prank. The only prank was on the mothers of child #2 and child #3. The 52 year young actor, Grant, fathered his second and third child three months apart. But the tabloids reported only child #2 having been mothered by his lover, while child #3 by a Swedish TV producer named Anna Elisabet Eberstein.
At the time TPV was sending these words to the press, the Swedes were still debating whether Anna was date raped – it happened to Asange too – otherwise, wouldn’t she be reported as “lover Anna.” TPV decided to send its own tabloid correspondent to Notting Hill, just in case.
On Thursday, April 3, Uganda sued the United Kingdom in the Hague claiming that all its problems, civil wars, ethnic cleansing or just raping are related to the year of colonial exploitation. When the Hague judges asked for proof, Ugandan officials produced the 80-year-old man-eating crocodile from Lake Victoria. A protégé of the colonial forces, in whose service learned all his man-eating skills, the crocodile snacked on political dissidents or just fishermen, for over 80 years. TPV would promise to be present at the reading of the foretold decision.
Friday, April 4, the opening season for the Chattanooga Lookouts had a delayed start because a skydiver crash landed in centerfield and broke his leg. While the locals were upset the world said “Chatta who?”
On Saturday, April 5, Hitler’s ghost learned that one cannot escape the Jews, so better embrace them: Eva Braun’s hair DNA showed she had Jewish roots – red not blond.
On Sunday, April 6, a Texas teenager claimed he had sex with his high school counselor because there was no better way to get his Instagram account liked by douchebags all over than coming out about his sexual encounter with a 32 year-old High School employee who’s awaiting trial and lost her job.
“I’m 18 and I do as I please” the adult teen said and picked his nose before scratched his crotch. Then the boy-man added, “Oh, I should stop doing this in public, my high school counselor kept saying, but she can’t bother me now, can she?
On Monday, April 7, TPV realized that had it happened today, Samuel Roth would not have been accused of obscenity and later tried, and his case would have never reached the United States Supreme Court as Roth v. United States (1957): look at Jennifer Lawrence so-called “Naked picture in blue”. Can anybody distinguish the flesh from the plastic? It’s all Barbarella Redux in plastic. TPV misses Jane Fonda. She used to be made of flesh.
On Tuesday, April 8, 2014, people all over the world took naps.
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Should that last #2 be a 3?
But the tabloids reported only child #2 being mothered by his lover, while child #2 being mothered by a Swedish TV producer named Anna Elisabet Eberstein.
The name seems like some kind of anagram of “Albert Einstein” but last time I heard of Hugh Grant being with a lady, it wasn’t the kind of lady a guy could have a baby with, guess I’m behind the times with math and biology – I see there are Swedes involved.
Thanks. Did it
Re: Eva’s DNA: That’s where they got that “you only hurt the ones you love” thing!?