I’ll Drink to That
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Let's Get Stoned Section correspondent, was calling his dealer friend to complain about the quality of the latest patch of pot...
Lawyers and Tourists and Potholes Oh, My!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pothole Section correspondent, was looking for pennies on the ground when he tripped over a copy of the New York Times...
Ode to Monkeys
Marquel, TPVs NY Times Low Interest Section correspondent, was shopping with Mufi in the World Trade Center museum for something amusing when he read...
The ConeHeads
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bullies Section correspondent, was putting on his non-orthodox tefillin, when Mufi told him to read, 6 Israelis Held Over the Killing...
American Miseducation
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Education For Profit Section, was weaving a basket out of some old socks, when he read College Group Run for Profit...
In the Name of God
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Malthus Section correspondent, was ingesting something bitter when he read, Birth Control Order Deepens Divide Among Justices. The Supreme Court temporarily...
When Kumon Stands for the Common Core
Marquel, TPVs New York Times Reading and Writing Section correspondent, was practicing his high Cs when he stopped to drink a sip of coffee...
Remembrance of Things Young
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Offspring Section correspondent, was scaring some neighborhood kid just for kicks, when he stopped to read Why Teenagers Act Crazy.
It’s not...
Branding Government Services
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Coupon section correspondent, was brushing his teeth humming a Broadway tune, Mack the Knife, when he read Obama’s V.A. Pick: Former...
The Addams Family Comes Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvjyjqYxKwMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Offspring Section correspondent, was shaking some lost child to tears, when he stopped to read, The Trauma of Parenthood.
Millions of new...
Overdue Charges
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz0AWtwdoAMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Cost of Living Section correspondent, was staring outside the window into oblivion when he remembered he skipped one article: In Prisons, Sky-High...
Italian Dining all’Americana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd8gK6EgpLMMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Dieting and Whining Correspondent was quietly picking his nose when he read Gluten-Free Dining in Italy.
Perhaps surprisingly, the land of pasta and...
Writing is Cathartic
The other day TPV received a letter from the President. He asked us to write letters to him. We are writing this instead.
Hi, everyone...
Saving Americans One Rebel at the Time
It is TPV's pleasure to spread good news. It comes from the Borowitz Report and it's meant to help our economy. Read and pass it...
















