Iranians Arrested for ‘Happy’ Video Freed
Everybody who is anybody in Iran knows the Tehran Police Chief Hossein Sajedinia is a fan of Pharrell Williams. "Happy" is the policeman's iPhone ringtone....
Christian Colleges Grow in Numbers and Influence. Middle Ages Influence
Marquel, TPVs Times Horseshit correspondent, called the editorial board in disbelief asking if TPV would ever consider publishing something along the lines of The...
Credit Suisse To Launch Automated Tell-All Machines Across America
New York Times- "Credit Suisse has done what no other bank of its size and significance has done in over two decades: plead guilty...
Happy Graduation-You Owe $370K. But You Ski on Weekends.
Bernie Sanders of Vermont, may not have the best ideas to cut down the student loan debt. His suggestion to kids to take college...
U.S. Judiciary Emulates Egyptian Counterpart: Pay and You’ll be Entertained
Marquel, TPVs Times economic self-sufficiency correspondent was counting his 10 toes while reading the New York Times expose: Egypt Tells 3 They Must Pay to See Evidence....
Labs Include Neglected Variable: Females.
Marquel, TPVs Times female affairs correspond?ent congratulated his feminism when he read the entire NY Times article, Labs Are Told to Start Including a...
Hillary Is Better than Me, Says Former President Bill. Therefore [blank] Should Have a...
Hillary Is Better than Me, Says Former President Bill. Therefore, TPV wishes them a long long life on a beach somewhere.
Actually, former President Bill...
Alec Baldwin – Arrested For BWW – Biking the Wrong Way. In Manhattan
Marquel, TPVs Times Right Way correspondent is a busy man. Each morning he reads the New York Times the right way, sipping a double-espresso....
Guess Who Loves Their Andy? Mother MoMA and Dad Uniqlo
Andy Warhol was not a pretty face. Or what you'd call a pretty face. He was rather ugly looking.
He did some modeling, though. Usually...
Happy Mother’s Day From Michelle Obama
If you forgot to buy your mother (make it the woman next to you) something, and if you cannot decide whether you want to...
All Bits Are Created Equally Slow. Or Fast.
Only yesterday Sen. Al Franken's people mass emailed that Net Neutrality - equal access to the Internet for all - should continue to be...
