Humorless Groucho Marx in Charge of the NY Public Library
Marquel, TPVs Times Newest Espresso Bars correspondent, was sipping his doppio macchiato, while skimming through the New York Times and noticing: Library Reveals Details and...
Sergeant Bergdahl, the Soldier Who Outranks the Constitution
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes trade correspondent was chewing gum and reading the New York Times: Bowe Bergdahl, American Soldier, Freed by Taliban in Prisoner Trade....
Among the Truthiest People Marquel’s Ever Met Is Hillary
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes self-promotion correspondent could not believe his smile while reading Clinton Takes Responsibilty for Benghazi In New memoir, "Hard Choices.” Hillary Rodham...
Transported Light Years Away, in 10-foot Increments
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What was that? correspondent, just read in -- where else? - The New York Times about Quantum Teleportation. Scientists reported that...
Emanuel Is Doing Chicago and Marquel Yawns
This is great news thought Marquel - TPVs NYTimes unarmed arms correspondent. In its peaceful mode, now that Bellicose Jill'd gone, the New York Times just announced...
Tapes, Guns, and Sex. Lack of Sex
Marquel the New York Times TPV love correspondent had a very hard day. Reading Video Rant, Then Deadly Rampage in California Town terrified him:...
Meshugeneh Bloomberg Takes with One Hand and Gives It Away with the Other. Accomplishing...
Marquel, TPVs Times Simple Courtesy correspondent, was recently staying at the King David Hotel when he read in the Hebrew version of The New York Times, that...
Hay Fever on the Belmont Track
Marquel, TPVs Times horsey correspondent did not used to bet on animals, no matter how equine they looked, but things might soon change for...
G.M. Lawyers Will Soon Come from ABA-Accredited Law Schools
Marquel, TPVs Times switch correspondent, could not believe his reading ability as he stared at the New York Times article: Inquiry by General Motors Is Said to...
Spoiler Alert: What If College Is Not for Everybody?
Marquel, TPVs Times Trigger correspondent almost choked on his morning coffee because it did not come with a trigger warning: hot stuff. Or maybe...
The European Court of Justice Goes Mindless. And Paperless. Away
Marquel, TPVs Times Holocaust Denial correspondent, could not believe his eyes when he read that the New York Times actually published: European Court Lets Users...
Forget Benghazi. I’m Hillary. Vote for Me Dam…Sh+%&, F*&Ck, Piss
Because TPV has a Hillary obsession, Marquel has becomeTPVs Times Hillary correspondent. From his new desk, he skimmed the New York Times and read...
Samsung’s Chairman Told Surgeon “Do Better” During Operation
Marquel, TPVs Times Cardiac correspondent, could not slow down his heart beating reading the following in the New York Times that Samsung’s Chairman Lee...
How Do You Say Goodbye in Chinese? Kenny G
Marquel, TPVs Times Exit correspond?ent missed his own mother's celebration because he could not believe this New York Times headline: China Says Goodbye in...
