Happy Festivus to the RestofUS
Daily Journal
12-23-17
Donald J. Trump
Today I am feeling down. Not the sort of down I felt when Jeff recused himself and left me...
Douchebaggy Behavior –Douchebaggery — on the Rise
A recent study published in the Journal of Confirming What Is Already Obvious and more found that the incidence of Douchebags occurring in the...
Mitt Romney, Regular Guy: And Ready to Prove It
With Mitt Romney the presumptive Republican nominee for president, the battle for undecided voters with Barack Obama has begun, and nothing is more important...
Just the Fats, Ma’am. The Marketing of Type II Diabetes
“It's the good advice, that you just didn't take...Isn't it ironic?” As has been pointed out too often by now, Alanis Morisette had some...
The Forgotten Man
The Forgotten Man
(composed from Donald Trump's tweets)
These two terrible human beings--a weak and somewhat pathetic figure;
A dishonest slob
of little or no talent:
He said something...
New Year’s Retributions: Getting Back at Those Who Did You Wrong
This is the time of year when nearly everyone seems to be making some sort of resolution about what they’ll be doing (differently, usually)...
Slow Burn Impostors!
A solution to the race classification problem—a final solution, if you will—is easily achieved
Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP executive who apparently claimed to be...
Mahmood Swings. The Past Is the Future for Israel and Iran
The past several months, and even years, have brought a lot of talk about how an Israeli attack on Iran’s incipient nuclear capabilities will...
Letter To Tim Tebow. From His Biggest Fan
Whatup, Tim.
First, thanks for all the props. Starting each interview with “First, I'd like to thank my Lord and savior Jesus Christ,” really hits...
U.S. Dopen Match Summary; Sharapova vs. Halep
The marquee women's match on Monday night featured the Russian five time Grand Slam winner Maria Sharapova against Romanian Simona 'Who Am I?' Halep.
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Theater Review: Hamilton, Musical of the Century
There's a new show in town, and if you haven't noticed everyone is talking about it. Your intrepid reviewer is now able to confirm...
Gingrich Reverses Stance on Child Labor. Endorses Slavery as Alternative
Current frontrunner Republican candidate Newt Gingrich backed away from comments he recently made calling child labor laws “stupid” and explained that what he really...
