Sox Over the Weiner
“I saw him in the shower once, but I was so distracted by the shnoz that I forgot to look at the crotch.”
My...
Statement on Fake News from Dean Baquet, Executive Editor, The New York Times
Dear Times Readers,
The time has come for us to come clean. The jig is up. We did our best, but when you're beat, you're...
Mitt Romney, Regular Guy: And Ready to Prove It
With Mitt Romney the presumptive Republican nominee for president, the battle for undecided voters with Barack Obama has begun, and nothing is more important...
Rufus Davis
Rufus was born in NYC long ago. He is married and has two daughters. He lives in NYC and can often be found playing...
Douchebaggy Behavior –Douchebaggery — on the Rise
A recent study published in the Journal of Confirming What Is Already Obvious and more found that the incidence of Douchebags occurring in the...
Letter To Tim Tebow. From His Biggest Fan
Whatup, Tim.
First, thanks for all the props. Starting each interview with “First, I'd like to thank my Lord and savior Jesus Christ,” really hits...
The Affability of Evil. An Evening with Dick Cheney
It is not often, in my experience, that a person is given the chance to find out what he will sell out for. In...
Theater Review: Hamilton, Musical of the Century
There's a new show in town, and if you haven't noticed everyone is talking about it. Your intrepid reviewer is now able to confirm...
TPV Exclusive: Trump former PR man, John Miller, speaks with TPV
TPV (very) occasional contributor Rufus Davis was able to track down former Trump PR man John Miller and spoke with him by phone. Following...
Just the Fats, Ma’am. The Marketing of Type II Diabetes
“It's the good advice, that you just didn't take...Isn't it ironic?” As has been pointed out too often by now, Alanis Morisette had some...
Happy Festivus to the RestofUS
Daily Journal
12-23-17
Donald J. Trump
Today I am feeling down. Not the sort of down I felt when Jeff recused himself and left me...
TPV Ethicist-So Many Demands, So Much to Say
TPV has responded to a request from the editors at The Times for help in making their responses in the Sunday Magazine's 'The Ethicist'...
The Forgotten Man
The Forgotten Man
(composed from Donald Trump's tweets)
These two terrible human beings--a weak and somewhat pathetic figure;
A dishonest slob
of little or no talent:
He said something...
