Movie Star Quality at Reality Star Prices
The new ad for Wódka Vodka claims to deliver "Movie Star Quality, Reality Star Pricing." I say Mazel Tov! and move on. But the...
Where Obama Failed DOE Succeeded: NYC Standardized Tests Have Reached Post-partisanship (AKA, Idiocy)
In light of the 50 banned words by the NYC Department of Education (DOE), Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, for example, would be changed for the...
TPV May Not Be Able to Afford Its Staff – If Tips Would No...
The White House is trying hard to put TPV out of business. Jerome, and Marquel, and Calin, and Heath may soon strike and ask...
Hillary’s New Attempt to Torpedo Opposition
Hillary's people have infiltrated the Progressives, which now act as Hillary's minions.
In a desire to promote Hillary as a one-size fits all, the triangulating Progressives are...
Got a Vagina, Sister?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes You Go Girl Section correspondent, was trying on Halloween costumes when he read Cardiff University Rejects Bid to Bar Germaine Greer.
Officials...
Warren’s hypothetical IMPERATIVE
Obama Calls Elizabeth Warren ‘Absolutely Wrong’ on Trade Deal, because, Marquel read the text, Obama thinks her criticisms are 'hypotheticals.' Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hypointellectual Black...
Whatever Works
After decades of introspection, the government of Pakistan has reportedly recognized the importance of “whatever” and is willing to do “whatever” it takes to...
Welcome to the Race, ADAM NAGOURNEY
ADAM NAGOURNEY is heavy artillery, and his piece, Similarities Aside, Bernie Sanders Isn't Rerunning Howard Dean's 2004 Race proves the Times has to acknowledge...
Our So-Called President Has No Checks Nor Balance. Only Bannon
On January 27, 2017, our so-called president Trump (#so-called #president) signed an executive order temporarily banning immigrants and refugees from seven majority Muslim countries, where apparently he...
De Blasio Picks State Official to Lead City Children’s Agency
Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio named a top state social services official to serve as his child welfare commissioner, because she is a mother. Gladys...
If You Feel like Saying No Today, Say It to the Koch Brothers
The great struggle of our time is to prevent the United States from becoming an oligarchic form of society in which the economic and...
Cecil the Lion: A Life Well Lived
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Illogic Section correspondent, was trying to reach his bathroom using a serpentine approach, when he tripped and read that Outcry for...
Todd Gitlin’s Gibberish in the White House
Gibberish Is the White House’s New Normal - The bad art of the non sequitur.
Once upon a time, there were presidents for whom English seemed...
