Memorable 2015
At TPV we do not have an in-house photographer, but the White House has a few. Here are some beautiful photos from the White...
Of Gods, Charlie Hebdo and Tasseography
This past week, the satirical French newspaper, Charlie Hebdo, had its Paris office firebombed. Its website and Facebook page were also hacked and remain...
Be Right Back!
Wes Craven, a Master of Slasher Horror Films, Dies at 76, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes zombie section correspondent. He immediately got depressed and screamed.
Mr. Craven, a...
Experience a Google Kiss only Better
Google invites us to experience a kiss like never before this February. I took the challenge and I started searching for my two favorite...
The Little Corporal!
We are so lucky to have discovered Jessica Raimi.
Here is a perfect summer read reprinted by permission!*
Beneath the gilded dome of the Invalides in...
I Want Your Sex. Safely
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Keep It Up Section correspondent, was wondering about Scientology, when he felt a desire to rid the world of insanity and read...
Schwarzenegger: Total Freefall?
In the 1993 action movie, Demolition Man, Bruce Willis’s character is thawed (after being cryogenically frozen in 1996) in the year 2023 in future...
Death, by Chris Burden
Chris Burden, a Conceptualist With Scars, Dies at 69, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What's Next Section correspondent, and laughed at the joke.
Burden is famous for...
Bro, I’m Kanye West and You’re Not
TPV received a new letter from Kanye West this morning. It listed 10 reasons why he is Kanye and we are not.
Bro, I have...
Ghost Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ghosts and Phantoms Section correspondent, was praying for a happy ending, when he read Harper Lee’s ‘Go Set a Watchman.’ This...
Keith Richards Is Writing a Children’s Book “Gus and me.” Its first sentence is...
Finally The N Y Times had nothing to report and made up a children's story: Keith Richards Is Writing a Children’s Book. Yes, a...
Cuomo’s Got the Kiss of Death: Hillary’s
The Democratic Primary is this coming Tuesday, September 9, and Andrew Cuomo is scared. Deadly scared. He just asked his mommy dearest for help!
Hillary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKX4bQeMRc8
Now, little...
The Reprieve
You flew
in my room
I'd left
the door
cracked against
the autumn air
A wren you were
no bigger
than a latchkey
Lucky for you
it was only me
in residence
The cat was
gone
just dreaming
perhaps
of...
WEST 18th
We ended
on the floor
on West 18th
She said
I can only come
in one position
I said
I’m glad we
got that straight
George Murphy
