Abandon’t

had you stayed a moment longer on that silk stone the full moon would have asked you if you did not want to be its bride instead you left along the muted... Read more »

This is your President, and this is what I have to say to you, today.

This is your President, and this is what I have to say to you, today. Read more »

TheWeekholeview: To Porn or not to Porn Yourself, That Is the Question

Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day: Read more »

Inexplicable Daily Events: Why Pay for Barbie When You Can Pay For a Slightly Improved Version of Yourself. All Plastic

As ParisMatch announces “The American Dream Is Dead: Average is beautiful” TPV launches an investigation under the banner “How much money do women spend on becoming ugly-ish?” None. Read more »

TheWeekholeView: Despite Opposite Western Wishes, All Is Quiet on the Eastern Front

Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day: On Wednesday, February 12, the US hockey team won against... Read more »

Yes, all the Wealthy Can Be Deserving of Positive Propaganda. Not Just the Very Wealthy

I secretly wish I will receive a state dinner invitation from the White House.  That is in addition to hoping to write meaningfully and funny for millions of readers. What I have... Read more »

Inexplicable Daily Events: Endangered Leopards or Stray Dogs? Who Gets Kissed and Who Doesn’t

Don’t pretend to be shocked: TPV has always been a Putin fan. There is no KGB member more endearing than him. He plays hockey. He cuddles with leopards. He impregnates elastic gymnasts... Read more »

Pope Francis, Could You Be a Rock Star?

We live in the greatest crisis of our lifetime, but we do not care because the obscenely rich take care of our souls. Read more »

Wishing Our Readers a Happier New Year!

Dear Readers: This year is on its very last legs and, between us, I’m happy to see it go.  It gave us a second presidential term with a eunuch as the happy... Read more »

Facebook Takes over Craig’s List (and Amy’s …)

I have always bought my soap according to TV ads. I continue to buy Dove soap whether my skin gets smoother or rougher because I believe ads to be truthful, and I... Read more »

The Almaviva Republican Party

For some, the Republican Party is the Party of Lincoln. I am mentioning this because back in the time of Lincoln, the Southern Democrats were as powerful as they are today, but... Read more »
So much waste

Why Run for President When You Cannot Rise Above a Lackey?

I thought the president knew that poeple like me- many much younger and better looking- elected him. Alas, he feels indentured not to us but the big corporate money. He sold us... Read more »

La Femme et Son Image

MoMA brought to our attention Cindy Sherman’s work this year, but what the New York’s modern art crown jewel should also do is bring Helmut Newton’s work to the Big Apple. The... Read more »
look at us

Transformers — A Movie Both Democrats and Republicans Try to Emulate

With Condi Rice the most popular among those Mitt Romney, the Republican Presidential Candidate, is reportedly considering as a vice presidential running mate, American politics prove that we live in the age... Read more »