Republican Debait RE-CAP: Cris Crispy Participates, BUTT No Gay Talk
Hell, Michigan (Waffle House), via Teletype— Croshondola, the Pothole View’s Manhole View correspondent, reports from the field:
After the forced gay marriages thingy happened in...
The Rites of Passage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Don't Worry Be Happy Section correspondent, was eating a bun holding two dogs covered in chili under the torrid Bronx sun,...
That Shaking Needs More Harrisa?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes This Land Is My Land, This Land Is My Land Section (Goody Wuthrie) correspondent, was having cramps when he read Israeli...
Damn, It’s Hard
Albuquerque 911 Dispatcher Who Hung Up on Caller Quits, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Can't Even Section correspondent. In June, a young woman dialled...
When Bob Survives Dr. Marvin
Depressed? Try Therapy Without the Therapist, says Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Chip Off The Old Block Section correspondent, and he is not alone. This was...
The Sweaty Lower Classes
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Carrier Corporation Section correspondent, was elbowing CitiBank to go and kiss the Pope's left hand, when he stopped to read Pope Francis,...
Slow Burn Impostors!
A solution to the race classification problem—a final solution, if you will—is easily achieved
Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP executive who apparently claimed to be...
Surreal Reality – The Big House
With Power Tools and a Ruse, 2 Killers Escape New York Prison, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Impossibilities Section correspondent. It has now turned into a...
Little Green Men
A Crisis at the Edge of Physics, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes One Upon A Time Science Section correspondent. This one was a toughie. The challenge...
Silence, Please
Authorities File Charges Over Loud Cheering at Mississippi High School Graduation, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Genteel South Section correspondent. According to authorities, hooting...
It’s a Republic if You Can Keep It
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes White Out Section correspondent, was thinking who was the most adorable U.S. Supreme Court Justice, when he read Four Words That...
Baby Brother
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes For Auld Lang Syne Section correspondent, was watching Al-Jazzera English TV, when he read Jeb Bush’s Revisionist History of the Iraq...
Pothole scoops the uncivilized world with Mohammed cartoon contest winner!
Pamela Geller, Organizer of Muhammad Cartoon Contest, Trumpets Results, Marquel TPVs NYTimes Musicians Section correspondent, read in disbelief. Marquel gazed at the winning entry. It...
The Immeasurable Value of Children
Identity Theft Poses Extra Troubles for Children, Marquel read in the Times and yawned. That was news, he thought and continued his walk through...
