Here, at TPV world headquarters, data come and go, and sometimes data fall through the weekly hole. Here’s the news:
On Saturday, September 24, the democratic candidate for the highest job in the land revealed that she used a trusted aide to play Trump in mock debates, Philippe Reines. TPV found the revelation both unexpected and unnecessary, because Trump is an idiot, and a cutout Trump should be enough to stand in for Trump. On the other hand, Trump revealed that unlike Billary, he had kept traveling through the week, and denied rumors that he would have Melania standing in to play anybody but herself.
On Sunday, September 25, Hillary learned how to smile.
On Monday, September 26, Trump handed Hillary her victory.
On Tuesday, September 27, unnecessarily Vermont governor Howard Dean accused Trump of looking as if he is a coke user while admitting that probably Trump wasn’t.
To slander or not to slander the national joke, the Donald, that is the presidential question come November!
On Wednesday, September 28, the conversation over the presidential elections is becoming more and more uncomfortable as it’s becoming more and more obvious he is a douche.
On Thursday, September 29, Obama asked
Congress to pass a resolution appointing Billary as the new presidential couple, so we can move to more pressing issues.
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